But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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