it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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