Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I wish i was in the wii world.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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