i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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