no. you can't hotbox the world.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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