Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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