She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Dicks are not precious.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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