I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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