this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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