She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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