sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
