Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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