yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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