I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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