I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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