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• (734): View more from Michigan

  But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I smell stomach acid.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.

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• (310): View more from California

  so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.

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• (845): View more from New York

  We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room

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  I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life

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• (518): View more from New York

  He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to

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