The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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