This girl is more easily done than said...
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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