very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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