Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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