im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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