come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
she smelled like a LAN party
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
