I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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