respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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