just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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