Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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