Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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