Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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