you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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