This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I need to calm my uterus...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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