im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
you never un-have a 4some
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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