She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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