A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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