hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't put those talents on a resume
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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