He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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