I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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