how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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