So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
