I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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