after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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