So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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