There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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