I think my fart just growled at me.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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