READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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