dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
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