dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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