I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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