She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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