no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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