I'm drive I can fine osifer
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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