Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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