I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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