Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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